80% shota, 20% kyary. Text posts, anime, arbitrarily funny things.

i love those posts where people do the ace attorney thing and solve mysteries

jaeger-relatable:

woah hey look at that hot guy!! he is extremely attractive!! hold up— am i looking into a mirror? hahaha, i am quite the funny one! but it is always good to compliment yourself every once in a while. Who’s that guy with the really big HEART? That’s me alright! I love to make people smile. I also love to shove my dick into vacuum cleaners and 

3am with Kelly and AB last night.  Had a good time going through FUCKED UP M.otorcity porn. 

im NOT GOING TO STOP WATCHING THAT BABY VIDEO

(Source: rukiainthehouse)

I LOVE BABIES GIVE ME 10

shokujis:

Half-Buddha duo. It looks fairly different before and after inking..
from kamatani’s twitter

floorboreds:

an inside joke is just a very small meme

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